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starksmash: mamakarkat: cronkri: karkat—vantass: chulacabra: allstarbatmanny: My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts. running w/ scissors the ingredients though serving size: bowl Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl
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florels: deslaurier: fuckingmercutio: youngandoldfashioned: Ladies and gentlemen, James Franco oh dear god Fucking fuck me jesus fucking christ

guccier:

it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science
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queeen-victoria: attuition: because-jamesbond: youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh: kavto-m: wander1ustt: 15poundstosummer: mcgooglykins: merspers: tumboner: leoreturns: I have been waiting all year to post this. omg This has been in my queue for months. I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. YES omg i didnt reblog this last year! I just realised: THATS WILLIAM SHATNER! Omfg ok I literally just came on Tumblr to find this to reblog and it was the first post that loaded on my dash that is weird af ok HAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAH YES Every year :)
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sherlockedkitty: lightspeedsound: avante-gardeian: squigglydigg: notasamalander: noxtheox: Let’s get down to business. To outbid the huns! Here I have some figures and some facts and sums! It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought but if you bet on this one too Mister I’ll make you a buck or two Business man!We must be swift as the stock exchangesBusiness man!With all the force of a great tycoon  Business man! With all the strength of a thriving market Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues! I’m never gonna get this back Say good bye to my salary  Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS This guy’s got them scared to death Hope he doesn’t see my assets  Now I really wish I knew how to add!  why is it this song every time i mean why not something little mermaid 
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